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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2014-09-30 12:50:39Radio host: If you're sick of being broke, for $108, which month has 28 days?Walter: All of them... Woman on the radio: I actually know this one! Uh, February? Radio host: We have a winner! Walter: Idiots... Paige: My polish streaks because Ralph does it. He loves to paint, and don't tell me that he needs help, either. He's challenged. Have some empathy. Walter: Challenged? He's playing chess with a grand master who's about to lose. And he doesn't like to paint your nails. He does it because he wants to hold your hand, but he can't process physical contact. So help him. Or he will never connect with you. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your son is a genius. Paige: Let's try again. Walter: Doing the same thing but expecting a different result is the definition of insanity. It won't work. Walter: You ever pause your dreams, Ralph? Ralph: Yeah. Walter: Ever rewind them? Ralph: Sometimes. Walter: Yeah, me, too. :) |
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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7.5 2014-09-30 13:49:29Teacher: Of the six three-digit integers on the board, which are divisible by four? O'Brien?Walter: All of them. Teacher: Not even in the outer reaches of Pluto, where you generally reside, is 703 divisible by four. Walter: They can all be divided by four, just with the remainders. You didn't define your terms. "Nothing makes the psyche more vindictive than loss. It's primal; through vengeance, humans wrongly believe they can be made whole again." (Toby) :) |
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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7 2014-10-07 12:39:25"The Federal Government: good at acronyms and nothing else." (Toby)"Traditional bomber profile means we lose Asians and Latinos. Cut anyone over 60 and under 12. Explosives are traditionally a boys' club, so let's lose the women and anyone not wearing a hat or sunglasses. Now, flow dynamics, study of herd think. Actions, reactions. When one gazelle's ears perk up, so do all the others, then they all run from the cheetah with the same urgency. But ah! That guy in the hat and sunglasses. See? He's calm, because he knows no other bombs are gonna go off." (Toby) "You don't know him? Really? Because you stopped cutting lemon wedges when you answered. You want to know why? You stopped because the part of your brain that handles the details of small tasks like cutting lemon wedges also engages when someone's creating lies." (Toby) Employee: Exactly what are you looking for? Toby: If we explained it to you, your mind would melt into your socks. "You know what a family of scorpions is called? A cyclone. Scorpions are very loyal to their cyclone. But if one of them is attacked, all the others dive in. And we, all of us, we're a cyclone." (Walter) >What kind of punch does a jellyfish like?< :) |
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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-01 17:31:54Paige: Good luck.Happy: Luck doesn't exist. Math and science does. :) |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-01 17:29:33"Acting like a human being is never a mistake." (Gallo):) |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-06 17:31:39Paige: If I thought they were unstable, would I allow my son around them?Therapist: Your son IS them! Paige: Thank you. I think he's special, too. :) |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-08 17:24:15Warden: A cell phone? Nothing that big could get in or out of my prison.Toby: Except convicts... Warden: What? Toby: What? :) |
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Episodio 1x8 - Nota 7 2016-02-10 17:21:22"The perfection is in the tiny mistakes." (Temple):) |
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Episodio 1x9 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-14 17:31:23Drew: I used to crush that game. What was your high score?Walt: Oh, I don't know. At a certain point, the counter resets... :) |
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Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8 2016-02-21 16:20:25Happy: Hey, I'm Happy.Megan: And I'm dying, but you don't see me telling everyone... :) |
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Episodio 1x11 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-26 16:34:00"We deal with stress differently. You reminisce, I smash things." (Happy):) |
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Episodio 1x12 - Nota 8 2016-02-29 16:34:57Happy: You know more about mechanics than you let on.Toby: Yeah, I watch you work sometimes. Happy: Thank you for making this creepy... :) |
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Episodio 1x13 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-03 16:48:56Toby: I picked the lock. I've been watching Happy.Gallo: Yeah, we've noticed... :) |
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Episodio 1x14 - Nota 8 2016-03-06 16:34:32Toby: Hey, Happy, did you see that? A woman who's pretty, mechanically inclined AND nice.Happy: Shut up! Walter: Love is JUST a semi-euphoric temporary chemical reaction. Paige: Aw, how romantic... :) |
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Episodio 1x15 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-10 16:16:59"Make as many great memories as you can, because at the end of the day, we don't get to decide the ones we keep." (Bruce):) |
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Episodio 1x16 - Nota 8 2016-03-15 16:58:18"Love can be misspelled and messy, but it still works. Just needs to be given a chance." (Toby):) |
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Episodio 1x17 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-16 16:40:10Happy: Sorry, I got kidnapped.Toby: What?! Kidnapped by who? Happy: This guy. All: ??? Happy: Yeah, he wasn't good at it... :) |
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Episodio 1x18 - Nota 7.5 2016-08-05 14:12:17Toby: There's no “I” in Scorpion.Sylvester: ... Toby: It's a figure of speech! :) |
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Episodio 1x21 - Nota 7.5 2016-08-05 14:45:26Happy: When are we ditching this weasel?Walter: You don't like pets? Happy: I wasn't talking about the ferret... Toby: How long are you gonna punish me for sleeping through our date? Happy: What's your lifespan? |
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Episodio 1x22 - Nota 8 2016-08-05 15:14:16Happy: I need the VIN number of the car you gave Walter.Elia: I'm in the middle of a meeting! Happy: And I'm in the middle of your conference table... Police Officer: Do you know what this badge means? Happy: That you got Ds in high school? Cabe: You borrowed a crane from a construction site? Happy: Not exactly. Sylvester: You STOLE a crane from a construction site? Happy: Exactly. :) |
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