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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-02-22 13:14:18

"Does this steaming pile of crap scream "payday" to you, huh?! The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it." (Jimmy)

Lars: Nice boat.
Jimmy: Yeah, discreet, like a stripper pole in a mosque.

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Episodio 1x2 2015-04-19 14:04:37

Jimmy: Ever hear of the code of Hammurabi: let the punishment fit the crime, eye for an eye?
Tuco: Eye for an eye. You want me to blind them.
Jimmy: No, no! All they did was trash-talk.
Tuco: So I cut their tongues out!

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Episodio 1x3 2015-04-22 09:46:36

"Did the cops beat you? 'Cause you're talking like a person with head trauma." (Jimmy)

Jimmy: I called the Kettlemans anonymously.
Kim: Anonymously? You didn't do the sex-robot voice, did you?

"What are you gonna do? You got a poop-filled diaper in there? Are you gonna throw it at me? You gonna gum me to death, huh, geezer?" (Jimmy)

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Episodio 1x4 2015-06-08 09:36:16

Stevie: Hey Bro, I never did catch your name.
Jimmy: Saul. "S'all good, man.

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Episodio 1x5 2015-06-08 12:22:28

Mrs. Strauss: I thought all lawyers were idiots.
Jimmy: No, only half of us are idiots. The other half are crooks.

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Episodio 1x6 2015-06-08 12:45:11

Vet: Keep the wound clean. Keep it dry. Let it heal. Get yourself a sling.
Mike: You don't have one?
Vet: Got a cone you can put around your neck, if you want. It's about the same, right?

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Episodio 1x7 2015-06-08 13:11:19

Chuck: I've been attempting to build up a tolerance for electromagnetic fields. It's like taking small doses of poison to build up an immunity.
Jimmy: Yeah, well, is that a real thing?

Kim: You won't you miss the nail salon?
Jimmy: Oh, I can always visit, you know, get some French tips.

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Episodio 1x8 2015-06-08 14:00:36

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Jimmy)

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Episodio 1x9 2015-06-08 14:25:55

"I didn't say you were a bad guy. I said you're a criminal. I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn't yours and you sold it for a profit. You're now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That's up to you." (Mike)

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Episodio 1x10 2015-06-08 14:51:28

Mike: You want to know why I didn't take that money? I was hired to do a job. I did it. That's as far as it goes.
Jimmy: Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me. And you know what? It's never stopping me again.

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Episodio 2x1 2016-02-23 16:36:03

Kim: All that effort and you're just gonna toss it away?
Jimmy: That is the "Fallacy of Sunk Cost". It's what gamblers do. They keep throwing good money after bad, thinking they can turn their luck around. But no. There's no reward at the end of this game.

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Episodio 2x2 2016-02-23 16:27:23

"You think I'd be caught dead driving that thing? It looks like a school bus for 6-year-old pimps." (Nacho)

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Episodio 2x3 2016-03-01 12:20:51

"Let me tell you, at Sandpiper the trains run on time. Mussolini would be proud." (Jimmy)

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Episodio 2x4 2016-03-09 13:21:12

"Wood stock rifle. Warped like hell. You get it wet, put it in the sun, and it's gone. Somebody probably should have figured that out before they sent it into a damn jungle." (Mike)

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Episodio 2x5 2016-03-18 13:45:08

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside..." (Jimmy)

"I'd kill my mother for a fireplace. Hell, I'd kill her for a window." (Bill)

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Episodio 2x6 2016-03-23 12:46:39

"How did you manage to live so long with a mouth like that, hmm?" (Tio Salamanca)

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Episodio 2x7 2016-03-29 12:40:51

Omar: I just didn't realize how unhappy you were here.
Jimmy: Not unhappy, per Se. More like... not happy.

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Episodio 2x8 2016-04-05 12:24:54

"I am not the safe choice, but I am the right choice. Why do you prefer a tailor-made suit? Because it fits you and you alone. Because each and every stitch was fretted over with you in mind. Either you fit the jacket or the jacket fits you." (Kim)

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Episodio 2x9 2016-04-12 13:23:53

"I know he's not perfect! And I know he cuts corners. But you're the one who made him this way. He idolizes you. He accepts you. He takes care of you. And all he ever wanted was your love and support, but all you've ever done is judge him. You never believed in him. You never wanted him to succeed. I feel sorry for him. And I feel sorry for you." (Kim)

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Episodio 2x10 2016-04-19 12:22:41

"I ratfucked you. It was me. I would have made Nixon proud." (Jimmy)

"Ohhh, I miss the mail room."

Hahaha

Ernesto ❤

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