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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-12 10:46:31Evelyn: I don't care about photos! I don't care about evidence! My maid was murdered!Detective: Don't cry, ma'am. Evelyn: But who is going to clean all this up? Rosie: I finally found a lawyer for immigration. He said that he could help me bring my son to America, but I need a day off. Peri: I'm sorry, Rosie. I just can't spare you right now. But take it as a compliment: I need you. :) |
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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-12 12:35:44"The agency sent over this one woman. She was stone-cold deaf. I need someone who can react when I'm screaming at them." (Evelyn)"To steal another woman's husband is rude, but to steal her maid is unforgivable." (Evelyn) "Make sure that knowing the truth is the best thing for him. Because once you tell someone that the person they love is cheating on them, you change their life forever." (Marisol) "You still don't understand what I'm trying to protect you from, but one day, you will. So if you need to hate me for a while, go right ahead. I love you so much, I can wait for you to understand." (Zoila) :) |
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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-21 15:12:46Marisol: Oscar Wilde said, "Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future".Taylor: Well, which am I? Marisol: Aw, honey. You're both. Just like the rest of us. :) |
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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-22 07:22:32"I'm a shadow. Shadows can't sin." (Rosie):) |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-24 12:02:55"I need a reason to get up in the morning, Rosie. I need to know there's some moment of happiness waiting for me." (Spence):) |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-24 12:32:48Michael: Government aid only goes to poor people.Genevieve: That's not fair! They don't have the same expenses rich people do. That's why people choose to be poor in the first place! There's no overhead. "I'm meeting my friend at the spa. The poor thing is having horrible financial troubles, and I want to make sure that she knows that I am not." (Evelyn) :) |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-09 14:22:38Valentina: Am I gonna find ecstasy in your bedroom?Remi: Well, if you did, you'd probably use it as fabric softener... :) |
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Episodio 1x8 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-10 15:30:32Genevieve: I told him I was 39.Valentina: Pounds? Genevieve: Years old. Zoila: That's not a little white lie. That's an alternate universe! :) |
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Episodio 1x9 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-10 15:28:20Genevieve: I made sandwiches!Zoila: You don't know how to make sandwiches. Genevieve: Well, I know how to order them. It's practically the same thing... :) |
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Episodio 1x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-11 14:23:25Zoila: How many hairs are we talking about?Carmen: If you cross a werewolf with a Kardashian! :) |
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Episodio 1x11 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-12 13:55:56Alejandro: I like to think I am a good person.Carmen: Well, and I like to think I don't need any makeup. But we're kidding ourselves... :) |
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Episodio 1x12 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-12 14:51:10Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.Evelyn: Hmm, my darling, that sentence just cost you $50 million. :) |
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Episodio 1x13 - Nota 8 2015-09-13 14:16:23"He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo! Sounds like the worst vacation ever!" (Genevieve):) |
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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8 2015-09-13 15:00:31Genevieve: I think I will go shopping.Zoila: I thought you were in mourning. Genevieve: I am. But I can't be selfish. The U.S. economy needs me! Valentina: Remi said that fashion isn't important compared to saving lives. Genevieve: That's silly! What's the point of living if there's nothing nice to wear? :) |
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Episodio 2x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-14 15:24:16Marisol: Opal freaked out on me, and now I have to 'walk on eggshells' in my own home?Rosie: In that case, you should fire her. If she's leaving eggshells on the floor... :) |
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Episodio 2x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-15 13:57:19Genevieve: I'm so happy!Zoila: You don't look happy... Genevieve: Wonderful! That means the botox kicked in! :) |
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Episodio 2x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-16 15:04:13Genevieve: You know he thinks you're lovely even in that ugly top.Zoila: You gave me this top! Genevieve: To tear into rags for cleaning... :) |
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Episodio 2x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-17 14:20:54Valentina: I don't know if I can say that I love him.Genevieve: Is it the beard? Because I agree, it's terrible! When the doctor sedates him, we'll shave it off! :) |
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Episodio 2x6 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-17 15:07:24Marisol: Are you saying that Opal's a lesbian?Carmen: It would certainly explain the ugly shoes... :) |
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Episodio 2x7 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-18 15:08:27Evelyn: She knows about us, She gave me a look of disdain.Tony: Are you sure? Evelyn: I know that look. It's the same one I give people who fly coach... :) |
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Episodio 2x8 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-20 12:59:28Genevieve: You are paranoid, insecure, and threatened by my ageless beauty!Zoila: It's not ageless! It's 61! :) |
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Episodio 2x9 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-20 13:49:44Genevieve: It would be easier to buy a kidney from a stranger. You must know someone from the barrio.Zoila: Santo Dios! Genevieve: Oh, good! Give him a call. :) |
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Episodio 2x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-20 14:25:58"Sven is a lecherous masseur who touches me inappropriately. I'm gonna file a complaint... Someday." (Genevieve):) |
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Episodio 2x11 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-20 14:50:06Rosie: He thinks the necklace will get me in the "mood".Carmen: This is a four-carat diamond... Even I am in the "mood"! :) |
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Episodio 2x12 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-21 15:14:44"Oh, I don't want to die just yet... Not while I still look so good!" (Genevieve):) |
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Episodio 2x13 - Nota 8 2015-09-21 15:11:56"If I want to hear a sexy accent, I can talk to myself." (Carmen):) |
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Episodio 3x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-21 15:10:30Genevieve: You've gotten fat.Zoila: You've noticed that, too? Genevieve: Oh, come on. Everyone's talking about it! Zoila: Who's everyone? Genevieve: Well, mostly just me... But people always nod when I bring it up... :) |
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Episodio 3x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-24 15:05:52"I must have fainted. Next thing I know, the gardener was giving me mouth-to-mouth. And apparently we don't pay him enough to afford mouthwash..." (Evelyn)"Sometimes a problem is just an opportunity in disguise." (Marisol) :) |
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Episodio 3x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-25 15:03:23Zoila: I can't believe he didn't tell me about being married.Genevieve: Maybe it slipped his mind. I know I can barely remember all my husbands... :) |
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Episodio 3x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-26 15:12:41Taylor: She went away.Carmen: With my dress?! Descarada! Taylor: Is that the designer? Zoila: I don't need cheering up. Genevieve: Of course you do. You're letting yourself go. When was the last time you washed your hair? Zoila: This morning... Genevieve: Oh... So the way it looks is on purpose? :) |
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Episodio 3x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-26 15:06:59Genevieve: We made a sex tape. But that's not the awful part. I'm not ashamed of my body, you know that. You've seen me naked dozens of times.Zoila: I know... I keep buying you robes, but you never get the hint... :) |
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Episodio 3x6 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-28 15:00:40"Honestly, Carmen, if I wanted you to torture me, I'd ask you to sing." (Adrian):) |
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Episodio 3x7 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-29 14:06:18Lorraine: Are you looking for a baby? A toddler? An adolescent?Evelyn: Whatever you have in stock. Lorraine: In stock? Evelyn: You know, in the back, or wherever you keep them. Evelyn: Listen, Loretta... Can I call you Loretta? Lorraine: You can, but my name is Lorraine... :) |
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Episodio 3x8 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-30 13:58:06Marisol: Blanca's dead?Zoila: And she killed that tennis pro? Carmen: And that's the best picture they could find of her?! :) |
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Episodio 3x9 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-30 15:08:27Zoila: I've got a problem.Genevieve: Is this about your pregnancy mustache? I think I have a concealer somewhere. Zoila: What? No! That's not my problem. Genevieve: If you say so... :) |
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Episodio 3x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-30 15:06:04"Her name is Evelyn. It's a very simple combination of the words 'evil' and 'villain'." (Adrian):) |
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Episodio 3x11 - Nota 7.5 2015-09-30 15:04:30Deion: That bitch made me do her chores.Evelyn: A Powell never says that word! Deion: "Bitch"? Evelyn: No. "Chores". :) |
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Episodio 3x12 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-01 14:31:00Evelyn: We want to adopt you.Deion: If you adopt me, are people gonna think I'm white? Adrian: I doubt that very much... :) |
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Episodio 3x13 - Nota 8 2015-10-01 15:14:43Zoila: How did you do that?Genevieve: The thought of seeing your unwaxed lady parts gave me superhuman strength! :) |
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Episodio 4x10 - Nota 8 2017-02-05 14:34:17Até sempre, Devious Maids e patrões (Genevieve, Evelyn e Adrian)!Saudade é o amor que fica. ❤ :( |
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