Episodio 2x1 2016-04-02 15:20:00Mike: You look so young.Jessica: Well, you know what they say... Mike: Yeah, black don't crack! Jessica: True beauty is ageless... Mike: Ohh, that's what I meant to say... :) |
Episodio 2x3 2016-04-02 15:17:09Mike: I spent the night with my grandmother.Harvey: Is she hot? Mike: What is wrong with you? "I used to change bedpans for a living, Junior. I know what bullshit smells like." (Nurse) :) |
Episodio 2x5 2016-04-04 15:28:06"Do you think you can move the camera over there? It's my good side. Well, my better side. They're both good." (Donna):) |
Episodio 2x6 2016-04-04 15:24:34Louis: At the ballet. Are you an aficionado?Rachel: Since I was a girl, yes. Louis: Well, me too. I mean, a boy. :) |
Episodio 2x7 2016-04-04 15:21:06Harvey: Objection!Jessica: Harvey, you're the defendant... You can't object. Harvey: I wasn't objecting to his question. Just his tie. :) |
Episodio 2x9 2016-04-04 15:16:43"I am not in love with you, Harvey. I love you like a brother or a cousin. Somebody that you really, really look forward to seeing at Christmas, and then, you're really, really glad to see leave. And as far as you and I are concerned, Christmas is over." (Donna):) |
Episodio 2x10 2016-04-05 15:11:56"I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, but my brain is already too busy being awesome." (Donna):) |
Episodio 2x11 2016-04-05 15:10:57Mike: We got a huge problem.Harvey: Don't worry, Mike. I'm sure 'Nsync will tour again someday. :) |
Episodio 2x12 2016-04-07 08:30:13"Deciding to be late to get your shit together is not getting your shit together." (Harvey)Louis: You're fired. Harold: You can't fire Mike. Louis: You! You moron. You can't even get your firing right! :) |
Episodio 2x13 2016-04-07 08:24:49"A win is a win. It doesn't matter how ugly." (Robert):) |
Episodio 2x14 2016-04-08 15:38:35Donna: Success is the best revenge.Louis: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge. :) |
Episodio 2x15 2016-04-08 15:32:32Harvey: His food might suck, but he makes a mean bullshit pie.Mike: Please don't put that image in my mind while I'm eating... Harvey: What have you got there? Vomit bagel? Feces pancakes? :) |
Episodio 2x16 2016-04-08 15:29:54"I like my back up against the wall. I'm comfortable there, gives me back support for when I come out swinging." (Harvey):) |
Episodio 3x1 2016-04-08 15:28:15Louis: Harvey is not Superman anymore. He's Batman. And Batman needs Robin. And what's the one thing that Harvey values over everything else?Mike: Winning. Louis: Yeah. You help him win, he'll remember why he needs you. :) |
Episodio 3x3 2016-04-09 15:11:19Louis: I don't just want a superficial relationship. I want a true mentee. Someone I can take to the gun club or mudding or to the origami festival.Harvey: Origami festival? Oh my God... :) |
Episodio 3x5 2016-04-09 15:08:35Nigel: I didn't know you were a cat man.Louis: Do I have brains in my head? Do I have a heart in my chest? :) |
Episodio 3x7 2016-04-11 08:45:33"I've been having a hard year. Mikado saw my pain. And she brought me a mouse." (Louis):) |
Episodio 3x10 2016-04-11 15:20:17Mike: People actually had girlfriends after high school, which you wouldn't know, because, emotionally, you never graduated.Harvey: Well, I guess you're the expert. Because the only thing you've graduated from IS high school... :) |
Episodio 3x12 2016-04-12 15:10:37Donna: That bottle is the reason I buy my own present for secretary's day.Harvey: There's a secretary's day? Donna: There is. And you're very generous... :) |
Episodio 3x14 2016-04-13 15:09:40Jessica: I'll send him flowers from all of us.Harvey: No. He's allergic. Jessica: To flowers? How do you even know that? Harvey: I used to send them to his desk every day when we were associates. I know. I'm an asshole. :) |
Episodio 3x16 2016-04-15 15:05:41Scottie: I know we got in a fight, but drinking before 10:00 a.m., is that really the answer?Harvey: It is on 'Mad Men'... Harvey: Louis, when we were associates, who did you fear most? Louis: That's easy. My mother. Harvey: I meant in the firm... :) |