Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7 2015-03-16 15:27:05"No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer." (Michael)>One word, two syllables : demarcation.< :) |
Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-16 16:01:20Dwight: Retaliation. Tit for tit.Jim: That is not the expression. Dwight: Well it should be. Michael: Mr... um... Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown. Michael: Ah, aaalright, okay. First test! I will not call you that. Mr. Brown: Well, it's my name, it's not a test, okay? "This is not a joke, okay? That was offensive... and lame. So, double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming, so you should just get the hell out of here." (Michael) Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive? Oscar: Mexican isn't offensive... Michael: Well it has certain connotations. Oscar: Like what? Michael: Like... I don't know. :) |
Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-18 15:02:39Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.Pam: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol? Dwight: So I can lower it. :) |
Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-18 15:30:08Michael: Come on, eat a little bit.Meredith: No, I can't eat dairy. That makes me sick. Michael: You know what? If I was allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. This is way too good. :) |
Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-18 16:09:33Michael: Ok, so let's put together the starting lineup for the basketball game, shall we? Stanley, of course.Stanley: I'm sorry? Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean? Michael: ... I don't know... I don't remember saying that. Jim: I heard it. Michael: People hear a lot of things, man. Pam: Maybe Angela would cheerlead. Michael: Oh, yeah right. Phyllis: I'll do it. Michael: Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. :) |
Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7 2015-03-18 16:21:22"I live by one rule: no office romances. No way, very messy, inappropriate, no. But... I live by another rule: Just do it - Nike." (Michael)"Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah of course. A bunch of them. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, and these people, I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every-day stand and I still know their names in the morning." (Michael) :) |
Episodio 2x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-20 09:57:31Michael: The "Busiest Beaver" award goes to Phyllis Lapin! Yeah! Way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.Phyllis: This says "Bushiest Beaver"! Michael: I told them "Busiest"... Idiots! "Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed... almost." (Michael) :) |
Episodio 2x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-06-10 10:25:25"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, 'Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?'." (Michael)Michael: How about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirls' outfit? I mean it is hot, it is sexy and it turns you on and I will admit - best part of my morning is staring at it. But are we just going to take it away? Stanley: That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls school. I'm taking it down right now! :) |
Episodio 2x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-09-10 19:06:00"Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard 'women and chiIdren first'. But we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands." (Michael):) |
Episodio 2x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-09-10 19:01:27Michael: l've beat up black belts.Jim: And how did you know they were black belts? Michael: They told me after. :) |
Episodio 2x18 - Nota 7.5 2018-06-24 18:13:18Little Kid Lover Hahaha |