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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 7 2015-03-16 15:27:05

"No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer." (Michael)

>One word, two syllables : demarcation.<

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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-16 16:01:20

Dwight: Retaliation. Tit for tit.
Jim: That is not the expression.
Dwight: Well it should be.

Michael: Mr... um...
Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown.
Michael: Ah, aaalright, okay. First test! I will not call you that.
Mr. Brown: Well, it's my name, it's not a test, okay?

"This is not a joke, okay? That was offensive... and lame. So, double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming, so you should just get the hell out of here." (Michael)

Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?
Oscar: Mexican isn't offensive...
Michael: Well it has certain connotations.
Oscar: Like what?
Michael: Like... I don't know.

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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-18 15:02:39

Dwight: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight: So I can lower it.

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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-18 15:30:08

Michael: Come on, eat a little bit.
Meredith: No, I can't eat dairy. That makes me sick.
Michael: You know what? If I was allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. This is way too good.

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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-18 16:09:33

Michael: Ok, so let's put together the starting lineup for the basketball game, shall we? Stanley, of course.
Stanley: I'm sorry? Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean?
Michael: ... I don't know... I don't remember saying that.
Jim: I heard it.
Michael: People hear a lot of things, man.

Pam: Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
Michael: Oh, yeah right.
Phyllis: I'll do it.
Michael: Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing.

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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7 2015-03-18 16:21:22

"I live by one rule: no office romances. No way, very messy, inappropriate, no. But... I live by another rule: Just do it - Nike." (Michael)

"Do I have a special someone? Well, yeah of course. A bunch of them. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, and these people, I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every-day stand and I still know their names in the morning." (Michael)

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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-20 09:57:31

Michael: The "Busiest Beaver" award goes to Phyllis Lapin! Yeah! Way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.
Phyllis: This says "Bushiest Beaver"!
Michael: I told them "Busiest"... Idiots!

"Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let's see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed... almost." (Michael)

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Episodio 2x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-06-10 10:25:25

"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, 'Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?'." (Michael)

Michael: How about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirls' outfit? I mean it is hot, it is sexy and it turns you on and I will admit - best part of my morning is staring at it. But are we just going to take it away?
Stanley: That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls school. I'm taking it down right now!

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Episodio 2x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-09-10 19:06:00

"Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard 'women and chiIdren first'. But we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands." (Michael)

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Episodio 2x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-09-10 19:01:27

Michael: l've beat up black belts.
Jim: And how did you know they were black belts?
Michael: They told me after.

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Episodio 2x18 - Nota 7.5 2018-06-24 18:13:18

Little Kid Lover Hahaha


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