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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-22 08:18:57Stottlemeyer: She was right!Monk: A thousand psychics making 10,000 predictions a year, two or three of them have to be right. :) |
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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-26 19:49:09"Whenever Trudy and I were walking somewhere, we'd hold hands. If there was a lamppost or somebody walked between us, and we had to let go for a second, she'd always say 'bread and butter'. So when she died, I think it was a message for me. She was saying: 'I have to let go now for a little while... but it won't be forever'." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-26 20:18:12"When hell freezes over, you can drive again. No. You know what? Even if hell freezes over, I'm still driving, because I don't want you driving on the ice." (Sharona):) |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 7.5 2017-09-10 09:54:21Tadinho do Monk. :( |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-22 08:16:15"I just want you to know that except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you were the best doctor I ever had." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-20 19:42:52Sharona: It's just a lamp. If you were blindfolded, you wouldn't know the difference.Monk: If I was blindfolded, why would I need a lamp? :) |
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Episodio 1x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-25 19:22:32Monica: You don't like change, do you?Monk: I have no problem with change. I just don't like to be there when it happens. :) |
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Episodio 1x9 - Nota 8 2016-10-19 20:11:31Monk: It's the headband you wore in Los Angeles, 1973. This means the world to me.Tonday: I haven't worn it since the big race, or washed it. Monk: Baggie, baggie! Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 1x10 - Nota 8 2016-10-24 19:48:55Sharona: I'll see you two later. And don't let him get into any trouble.Monk: I won't. Sharona: I was talking to Benjy. :) |
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Episodio 1x11 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-18 19:53:04Gail: Why did you get rid of the mustache?Randy: My captain has a mustache, so I shaved mine off so that people could tell us apart. :) |
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Episodio 1x12 - Nota 7.5 2016-10-17 19:37:31Benji: Maybe I can interview the blind lady for my report on people with disabilities.Sharona: Wait. I thought you were gonna write about Mr. Monk. Benji: It only has to be two pages. Mr. Monk is a whole book. :) |
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Episodio 1x12 - Nota 7.5 2017-09-10 18:07:13O homem pelado era o date da Sharona Hahaha |
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Episodio 1x13 - Nota 7.5 2016-09-25 18:34:01Monk: I've been on a plane before. But I didn't actually go anywhere. Before we took off, I was crying so much, they asked my mother and me to leave the plane.Sharona: Tell her how old you were. Monk: I was 27... :) |
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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 7.5 2017-09-11 16:06:27O relógio! Bem bolado. |
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Episodio 2x5 - Nota 7.5 2014-06-23 15:07:23Stottlemeyer: I thought you were afraid of heights.Monk: Snakes trump heights. It goes germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators... Stottlemeyer: Okay, okay, I don't need the entire list. "The ground was frozen solid. It was as if the earth didn't want him." "You know what you are? Do you know what you are? You're the world's best marriage counselor! You could save every marriage in California! All people have to do is live with you for two days-–two days! And they'll never complain about their spouse again!" (Stottlemeyer) Karen: Is that coffee? Stottlemeyer: Yes. It's a coffeefall. :) |
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Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8 2014-06-24 15:02:43Monk: Excuse me, could I have my four dollars back?Doorman: What? Monk: We gave you forty four dollars. The bribe was only forty. So, you know... Doorman: Are you for real? Monk: We have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down. Speedy Date: I like your eyes. Monk: Thank you. They came with the face. Seedy Date: It's so hard for women my age to meet men. I'm thirty-eight. Monk: Oh, no you're not. Speedy Date: Excuse me? Monk: I was behind you when you signed in. I noticed on your credit card it said "member since 1979". You have to be eighteen to get that card. Which means you're at least forty-two. Speedy Date: All right, I'm forty-three. Are you happy now? Monk: You don't look it. :) |
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Episodio 2x7 - Nota 7.5 2014-06-28 15:51:15Monk: Sigmund Freud never took a vacation.Sharona: Sigmund Freud never met you. :) |
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Episodio 2x8 - Nota 7.5 2014-10-28 21:22:26Sharona: What happened to your regular barber?Monk: I don't know. Every time I go there, he's closed. Sharona: I wonder why... "I'm Adrian Monk. You can call me Adrian... Monk." (Monk) :) |
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Episodio 2x9 - Nota 7.5 2014-10-30 21:39:15Sharona: I'm not paying for it! You didn't put money in the meter.Monk: Okay, let's compromise. You pay the ticket... and I don't. Sharona: What kind of compromise is that? Monk: Well, it's the economical kind. Stottlemeyer: Did you hurt both of your hands? Monk: No, just the left one. Stottlemeyer: Then why do you have bandages on both? ... Right... Symmetry. >Ring Bell for Service (Except Mr. Monk)< :) |
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Episodio 2x10 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-04 21:45:28Monk: What if one day I went nuts?Sharona: What if you went nuts? Oh, boy. I really have to use my imagination for that one... "Hurry up! But not too fast. But hurry up. But not too fast." (Monk) :) |
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Episodio 2x11 - Nota 8 2014-11-05 21:24:40Sharona: This is where you grew up?Monk: Are you surprised? Sharona: Nah, I just always pictured something different. Monk: Like what? Sharona: I don't know... Like a laboratory. :) |
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Episodio 2x12 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-12 09:11:59Sottlemeyer: I like him, Disher. He is just a regular guy, like you. Or me.Monk: Or me! Everybody: ... :) |
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Episodio 2x13 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-17 14:53:41"Concentrate. Be the dotted line." (Monk, clipping coupons)"It's not premature. It's perfectly mature." (Monk) Stottlemeyer: How did you know he had a tattoo on his arm? Monk: Oh. I didn't. His other sleeve was rolled up. Stottlemeyer: It wasn't even... Monk: Exactly. :) |
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Episodio 2x14 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-18 21:51:34Stottlemeyer: I don't want to have another fight.Karen: I would love to have another fight because I'm sick and tired of this one. Dr. Kroger: It's a tough case. How do you feel? Monk: I'm torn. Half of me is worried about Karen, forty per cent is worried about the captain, and five per cent is relieved that somebody finally understands what I've been going through. Dr. Kroger: Do you know that's not a hundred per cent? Monk: I know. I always keep part of me empty for emergencies. :) |
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Episodio 2x15 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-24 10:15:06Monk: I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.Sharona: Well, when you turn the light off you won't see it. Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dream world. :) |
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Episodio 2x16 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-24 14:19:35Monk: I'll tell you people something. Prison changes a man.Sharona: I wish... :) |
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Episodio 3x1 - Nota 7.5 2014-11-24 15:02:16Tennyson: Forgive me.Monk: Forgive you? This is me, turning off your morphine. (...) And this is Trudy, the woman you killed, turning it back on. :) |
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Episodio 3x2 - Nota 8 2015-06-24 12:35:32Monk: What's a wedgie?Benjy: It's when they lift your underwear all the way out of your pants. Monk: Oh. When I was a kid, they called it something else. Benjy: What? Monk: An "Adrian". :) |
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Episodio 3x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-08 15:19:44Monk: I bought you a dozen roses.Michelle: Well, they're beautiful. But what happened to the rest? Monk: I had to throw them out. They were all different. :) |
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Episodio 3x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-10 14:11:03Dr. Kroger: Okay, Adrian, just a little pointer here. Maybe you don't have to keep mentioning the car bomb that killed your wife.Monk: Okay. I'll just say bomb. :) |
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Episodio 3x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-11 11:35:59Monk: Tell him about that noise your radio keeps making.Sharona: That's my music... :) |
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Episodio 3x6 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-16 08:08:54"Touch me again and I'm going to smack you so hard, even your children will feel it!" (Varla):) |
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Episodio 3x7 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-16 08:36:44Woman: She was a 'profectionist'.Monk: You mean 'perfectionist'... Woman: I'm not one, so I can say it any damn way I want! :) |
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Episodio 3x8 - Nota 8 2015-10-12 15:26:45Monk: We can't break in without a reason.Kevin: I'm kind of thirsty... Does that count? :) |
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Episodio 3x9 - Nota 7 2015-10-12 15:22:51Monk: Drop the gun!Criminal: Is that a water pistol? Monk: No... Maybe... It's hot water. It's scalding. Scalding hot water! Oh, just drop the gun! :) |
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Episodio 3x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-13 12:47:07Nurse: What would my hours be?Monk: Nine A.M until one... Nurse: One P.M? Monk: Until one... of us dies. :) |
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Episodio 3x11 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-13 13:18:22Natalie: Just take off the shoes.Monk: Have the the rugs been cleaned recently? And shampooed? Has the Master heard of athlete's foot? Because the fungus and the bacteria, can get up in between the toes and... Wee Ling: Oh, for Christ's sake, just take 'em off! Huang: Wee Ling, you have spoken! You broke your nine year's vow of silence! :) |
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Episodio 3x12 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-15 08:30:57Stottlemeyer: We made up a fake ID for you.Monk: Wait, he doesn't look like me. Stottlemeyer: That's a picture of you... Monk: It is? Stottlemeyer: Maybe she's having a party. Monk: No food, no beer, no chips, just ice? Stottlemeyer: Maybe she's having an Adrian Monk party... :) |
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Episodio 3x13 - Nota 8 2015-09-06 14:40:40Monk: But, Sergeant, there is something wrong here.Sgt. Parnell: You're absolutely right, sir, and it's YOU. :) |
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Episodio 3x14 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-15 13:44:12Monk: There's an old saying: 'don't change anything ever'.Natalie: That's an old saying? Monk: Yeah... I've been saying it for years... :) |
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Episodio 3x15 - Nota 7.5 2015-07-15 14:25:41Journalist: What do you think is the most important issue in this campaign?Monk: For me, there's really only one issue here: if Natalie wins, who will take care of me? Journalist: ... Monk: No, I'm asking you. Who? Do you know? :) |
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Episodio 3x16 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-13 07:19:20Monk: What does the baby eat?Social Worker: He eats food... He eats whatever you eat, only smaller portions. Monk: So he's like a person? :) |
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Episodio 4x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-13 07:17:54Natalie: Monk, are you okay?Monk: Dog poo. Natalie: Did you step in it? Monk: If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now on my way to the emergency room, wouldn't I? Praying for the sweet release that only death can bring! :) |
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Episodio 4x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-16 15:18:58Monk: I'm allergic.Woman: To chocolate? Monk: No, ma'am. I'm allergic to food that's been sitting in a bowl all night and that other people have been touching. :) |
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Episodio 4x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-17 13:56:21Natalie: Does it ever get to you? Seeing people dead?Disher: Yeah, it did for a while. But I got used to it. Natalie: That must be awful. Getting used to it. Disher: It was pretty awful. But I got used to it. It's the worst part, you know, getting used to it. Something you never really get used to... :) |
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Episodio 4x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-19 16:05:21Natalie: You're grinning!Monk: That's okay. He'll just think we're in love. Natalie: You don't look like you're in love. You look like somebody who's had some sort of industrial accident... :) |
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Episodio 4x5 - Nota 8 2015-10-20 11:57:18"I've been drinking that wine for 15 years! It's foot wine! I can taste it... I can taste the feet now. And the toes. And what's between the toes!" (Monk):) |
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Episodio 4x6 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-20 11:51:45"My wife is buried back there. She's still dead. I am so relieved. Is this your husband's grave? Oh, I'm sure he's dead too. And he'll stay dead. Don't worry about that. This is an excellent cemetery. They know what they're doing. Everybody here is probably dead. Nice talking to you." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 4x7 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-21 12:01:49Monk: During our wedding, Trudy was crying so hard, she couldn't even say the words, 'I do'. Have you ever seen anybody cry so much?Stottlemeyer: That was you, Monk... And, no, I have not. :) |
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Episodio 4x8 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-25 17:25:27Monk: Oh, no! Some wine spilled!Natalie: What? It's a painting... Don't look at it. Monk: I can't not look. Maybe they could fix it. This guy restores art, right? Maybe he could just paint over it. Turn the glass up... :) |
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Episodio 4x9 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-25 17:31:19"There's no revenge so complete as forgiveness." (Nun):) |
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Episodio 4x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-26 17:13:28Shopkeeper: Dennis quit. Apparently he had one regular customer that was driving him crazy.Natalie: Hmm, now we're gonna be up all night wondering who that was... :) |
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Episodio 4x11 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-28 17:02:56Monk: I dreamt that you were a blonde. And you looked pretty.Cora: ... Monk: Different. Pretty different... :) |
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Episodio 4x12 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-27 16:55:15Stottlemeyer: When God closes a door, sometimes He breaks your heart.Natalie: That's not the old saying. Stottlemeyer: It is today. :) |
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Episodio 4x13 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-28 17:00:39"Why do they even want the diamond back? There's gum all over it..." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 4x14 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-29 12:26:40"You don't want to be a detective when you grow up? But every student in your row has their hand up. If you put your hand up it would be a perfect row. Put your hand up!" (Monk):) |
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Episodio 4x15 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-22 10:56:28Monk: These two bruises are ten inches apart.Stottlemeyer: Yeah, what caused that? Monk: Well, it must be something ten inches apart. Stottlemeyer: Thanks a lot... :) |
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Episodio 4x16 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-29 16:03:08Monk: Who is she?Natalie: No ID! Monk: No idea? Natalie: No ID! Monk: No idea? Natalie: No! No I - D! Monk: No idea? Check her identification! :) |
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Episodio 5x1 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-29 16:35:41Dr. Kroeger: They cancelled the movie?Monk: Yes, he didn't want to play me. He wanted to play a character that wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet. :) |
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Episodio 5x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-11-02 16:40:50Monk: I have a plan. One - we evacuate the city. Two - we burn it down; then, just to be safe, we collect all the ashes and... we burn the ashes!; Three - we bring everybody back and we start over! Just think of it. We rebuild San Francisco. From scratch. Everything clean. Everything brand-new. We can even straighten out Lombard Street while we're at it! Mr. Mayor, you should write this down!Mayor: Oh, I don't think I'm gonna forget this... :) |
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Episodio 5x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-11-03 17:15:50Monk: Everybody just go out there and give 100%!Emily C.: But Coach Hayden said we should give 110%! Monk: No, no! That's a bad idea! And it's mathematically impossible! Just give 100%, it's a nice round number! Emily C.: Well, I'm going to give 110%! Monk: Fine, okay, then Julie, you give 90%. Emily J.: Well, I'm going to give 115%! Monk: For God's sake! Fine! Then, Julie, you're down to 75%! Julie: But, Mr. Monk, how? Monk: Just do it! Okay, all right, now that's 110%, 100%, 100% 115%, 75%! :) |
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Episodio 5x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-11-04 17:21:50"I'm sorry, Leland, I can't feel his face. I have lived my whole life without feeling a drifter's face. I've always been very proud of that. Even on my worst day, I could tell myself at least I didn't feel a drifter's face." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 5x4 - Nota 7.5 2018-10-10 17:49:27Onde estão os troféus do episódio anterior? |
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Episodio 5x5 - Nota 7 2016-01-09 18:19:24Natalie: You can't swim?Monk: To be honest, I don't know. Imean, I know how to swim technically. I've just never actually done it. I took a correspondence course. Natalie: You learned to swim by mail? Monk: They sent me a little diploma... :) |
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Episodio 5x6 - Nota 8 2016-05-03 18:22:24Monk: Tie on the doorknob. My roommate and I did the same thing. It's a code.Nat: Yeah, I know about that... Monk: It means, 'Don't come in, I'm reorganizing my closet'. Nat: The closet?! Monk: Yeah, my roommate, he reorganized his closet four or five times a week. Nat: Ohhh... And did his girlfriend ever come over to help? Monk: Oh, yeah. All the time. :) |
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Episodio 5x6 - Nota 8 2018-10-11 19:11:48Bem bolado! |
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Episodio 5x7 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-16 17:20:16Monk: It says "List any phobias".Secretary: That's right. Monk: There are only five spaces... Secretary: You can use the back. Monk: I might need another sheet. Another. Another. :) |
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Episodio 5x8 - Nota 7 2016-05-04 15:16:45Monk: I used to go to rock shows all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the Stones. But hey, what kind of rock show is this?!Nat: It's the biggest festival of the year! Monk: Festival?! Nat: Ohhh! You thought they were real rocks?! Like a geology exhibit?! Monk: Yes... Perfectly understandable mistake. Stottlemeyer: No, not really... :) |
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Episodio 5x9 - Nota 7 2016-05-04 18:26:46Monk: It's touching.Dad: It is. Being here, having a meal with you, after all those years. Monk: No, I mean the food... it's touching. :) |
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Episodio 5x10 - Nota 7 2015-10-29 17:06:07Natalie: He called here this morning.Monk: The leper?! He called me? On what phone?! Natalie: Mr. Monk, you can't catch anything over the phone! :) |
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Episodio 5x11 - Nota 7.5 2016-04-30 17:41:07"I don't want it too clean! He'll think I'm some kind of a freak! I left five crumbs out." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 5x12 - Nota 7.5 2016-04-30 18:03:06Monk: This fork is a centimeter too close.Helper: It's only a centimeter... Monk: For the want of a nail, Mrs. Murphy, the kingdom was lost. :) |
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Episodio 5x13 - Nota 7.5 2016-01-26 16:35:56"If you could wait until my assistant gets here. She's in charge of saying the right things." (Monk)Só Trudy fazia Monk sorrir ❤ :) |
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Episodio 5x14 - Nota 7 2016-04-07 08:34:15Woman: Let's dance. Loosen up. What are you afraid of?Monk: Well... it's a pretty long list... :) |
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Episodio 5x15 - Nota 7 2016-01-20 17:22:53"That's funny. That's enough to make me L.O.L. out loud." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 5x16 - Nota 7.5 2015-11-04 17:11:00Monk: Excuse me, I was here before him.Nurse: That man has a head wound. You have a bloody nose... Monk: It's a wound, and it's on my head. Do you have a dictionary back there? :) |
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Episodio 6x1 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-04 18:23:53Nat: It's ok to feel flattered. After all, you're only human.Monk: Hey, there's no need for name-calling... *Clue hug!* :) |
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Episodio 6x2 - Nota 7 2016-05-10 09:56:48Natalie: You cannot quit. That man is in trouble, and he's depending on you. You shook his hand.Monk: Wipe... :) |
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Episodio 6x3 - Nota 7 2016-05-10 11:00:01Monk: You know the statue of the nude woman? I looked right at it!Nat: The statue in the Park is a man... Monk: Okay, I glanced at it... But I wasn't completely and totally repulsed! I didn't black out and I didn't throw up! Nat: Wow. That's progress! Monk: Progress, that's me. And now only 312 other issues to go! :) |
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Episodio 6x4 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-10 11:01:46Nat: Randy, what we're about to tell you is absolutely confidential. You can't repeat it to anyone!Randy: Are you in love with me? :) |
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Episodio 6x4 - Nota 7.5 2019-01-21 17:00:48No primeiro episódio desta temporada, ela tinha dito ao Capitão: "O que é preciso para ter a sua atenção? Matar alguém?" Haha |
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Episodio 6x5 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-11 10:51:31Monk: Why would he wipe his feet?Randy: You wiped your feet... Monk: But I'm me. It doesn't count... Nat: Will you please talk to Julie? I don't know who else to ask. There's no man in her life. Monk: What about him? Nat: Who, Mr. Morrissey?! Monk: Yes. Kids respect landlords. I think it's the keys... :) |
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Episodio 6x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-14 16:12:17Teen1: How old do you think she is?Teen2: I don't know, 34 maybe. Teen1: That's twice my age. Teen2: So when you're 60, she'll be 120. Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 6x7 - Nota 7 2016-05-16 15:06:36"Harold, you've always been afraid of heights. You got vertigo when dr. Kroger put in thicker carpet, remember?" (Monk):) |
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Episodio 6x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-17 14:44:36Stottlemeyer: Excuse me. Did you just say it wasn't your case?Randy: No, sir. I said, "your cousin has a face". Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 6x9 - Nota 7 2016-05-18 15:12:08Con Guy: I'll bet you 50 bucks I can tell where you got your shoes.Monk: These shoes? Okay. You're on. Con Guy: You got those shoes... on your feet. :) |
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Episodio 6x10 - Nota 7 2016-05-22 16:12:26Monk: That man was not Santa Claus. There's no such thing as Santa Claus.Randy: ?!?! Stottlemeyer: Randy? You knew that, right? Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 6x11 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-22 15:31:12"You know how busy I am. I'm doing my tags, I'm rotating the couch cushions..." (Monk)Stottlemeyer: She became a member of the world's oldest profession. Monk: Stone mason? Stottlemeyer: No... Prostitute. Monk: Amanda Clark was a sex prostitute. Woman: A what? Sex prostitute? As opposed to what? :) |
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Episodio 6x11 - Nota 7.5 2019-01-22 16:07:56O Randy se converteu ainda mais depressa do que o Monk! Hahaha |
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Episodio 6x12 - Nota 7 2016-05-22 16:14:59"I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started..." (Monk):) |
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Episodio 6x13 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-21 15:21:26Randy: He's crazier than you.Monk: ... Randy: I mean, "Hugh". Grant. Hugh Grant. You know him. That actor? The crazy actor. :) |
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Episodio 6x14 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-21 15:28:18Randy: Who is that in the painting? Jimmy Buffet?Stottlemeyer: I think it's Miss Piggy. Natalie: It's me! Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 6x15 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-20 15:38:21Nat: Mitch's uniform.Monk: No. I can't wear that. Nat: Mr. Monk, he would want you to. Monk: No, I mean it's all dusty... :) |
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Episodio 6x16 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-20 15:36:21Monk: Thanks for killing me.Stottlemeyer: Hey, that's what friends are for. ♪ ♫ Why? Tell me why did a good man have to die? Shot down in his prime! 48 or 49! ♪ ♫ :) |
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Episodio 7x1 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-23 15:15:24Monk: What's the good of having a gun if you don't shoot your friend in the leg when he's about to buy an old house?Stottlemeyer: Next time I will, I promise... :) |
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Episodio 7x2 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-24 19:17:18"Oh, my God, Mr. Monk. He's coming! What do we do? We should kiss! No! I didn't say that! I wasn't thinking! I never said that!" (Nat):) |
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Episodio 7x3 - Nota 7 2016-05-24 19:13:36Nat: Do you know who Garfunkel is?Monk: Sure. He's a cartoon cat. He hates Mondays. Nat: No, that's Garfield! :) |
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Episodio 7x4 - Nota 7 2016-05-27 16:03:48Ray: You are a beast! What are you?Monk: A beast. Ray: What are you? Monk: I'm a beast! :) |
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Episodio 7x5 - Nota 7 2016-05-27 16:01:03"A submarine?! You said boat! It's not a boat! It's the opposite of a boat! Are you familiar with the word 'float'?" (Monk)"Ocean in my shoes! Ocean in my shoes! Ocean in my pants! Ocean in my pants!" (Monk) Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 7x6 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-24 19:11:15Stottlemeyer: We're looking for a woman whose initials are "LZ". Maybe she's a dancer. She likes to travel. And she was born between July 23rd and July 31st.Randy: Hmmm, I can't think of anyone... Stottlemeyer: I thought maybe we'd use the computer for this one, Randy... Randy: Ohhh, yeah, it's a good idea. :) |
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Episodio 7x7 - Nota 7 2016-05-27 15:57:33"After Trudy died, he just sat in that chair all night. I could see his soul leaving his body. Adrian died, too. The bomb was across town, but it killed my brother, too." (Ambrose):( |
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Episodio 7x8 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-26 18:45:00Nat: Look, a double-rainbow! Don't you see how beautiful that is?Monk: I'm trying. I just wish they were even... Hypnotist: Trust me. Take a leap and a net will appear. Monk: Who's Annette? Hypnotist: No. A net. To catch you. :) |
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Episodio 7x9 - Nota 8 2016-06-12 12:44:49Julie: A cardboard tree?Monk: No muss, no fuss. A lot of people are doing it. Julie: Who? Monk: People... who are me. "The Captain is going away for two years? Two years? That's almost three years!" (Monk) :) |
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Episodio 7x12 - Nota 7.5 2016-07-06 15:00:11Randy: Togo, the egg-eating robot has been here for years.Stottlemeyer: How do you know that? Randy: I come here every year on my birthday. Stottlemeyer: When you were a kid. Randy: ... Stottlemeyer: You meant when you were a kid... Randy: ... Stottlemeyer: Say "yes", Randy! Hahaha :) |
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Episodio 7x13 - Nota 7 2016-07-07 14:19:52Nat: Mr. Monk, you should take the Captain. He really wants to go. You'll have some male bonding time.Monk: I think I'd be more comfortable having male bonding time with you... :) |
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Episodio 7x14 - Nota 7 2016-07-31 15:21:33"What's the matter, Roddy? You look a little "flushed". I'll bet the room is just "swirling around" you right now, isn't it? Your whole life is about to go "down the drain". Wait, I have more. Your thoughts are "overflowing"..." (Monk)Randy: How do we tell them apart? Say "aunt"! Captain: Randy, let's arrest the one that wasn't drowning... Randy: Yeah, that works too. :) |
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Episodio 7x15 - Nota 8 2016-07-14 19:18:32Monk: That's a nice picture of Kevin.Nat: It took me two hours to find it. I wanted to get one where he wasn't talking. Monk: Well, you did it. Nat: Actually, I had to Photoshop it... "The man would not shut up. One time, he had a sore throat. He talked for two and a half hours about how much it hurt him to talk." (Monk) Tadinho do Kevin. :( |
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Episodio 8x9 - Nota 7.5 2018-04-14 17:07:18Também fui trouxa. Haha |
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Episodio 8x10 - Nota 7.5 2018-03-01 19:03:30Sharona ❤ |
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Episodio 8x12 - Nota 7.5 2018-05-01 18:03:27O grito do Monk! Hahaha |
Obs:Precisa de mais de 5 comentarios para aparecer o icone de livro no seu perfil. Colaboradores tem infinitos icones de livrinhos, nao colaboradores tem 5 icones de livrinho do perfil
