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Episodio 5x11 - Nota 7.5 2014-04-29 09:37:22Sue :') <3 |
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Episodio 5x12 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-02 11:51:43"Dad, why are you talking to me?" Sue precisa de mais atenção <3 :) |
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Episodio 5x13 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-26 20:09:06Reverend: So, Brick, what do you mean, you feel invisible?Frankie: No. He's not invisible! Just ignore him.... "Look, I don't know what you think is happening here, but I got to tell you, this is not a family in crisis or whatever-- like, at all. I mean, yeah, some of the time, we can't stand each other, and if my sister goes to my college, I will be forced to change my name and get a cheap Mexican face transplant. But we are tight. We hang with each other and we goof on each other and we crack each other up, and we're always there for each other. I think that's because we have parents who every day, a million times a day show us what being a family is really all about. I mean, they have our backs, and we have theirs. And isn't that the whole point? Just having each other's backs? I mean, right? That's basically what Jesus is saying. I know it's not pretty to look at, but we get the job done. It's like a crappy-looking football team that manages to win 10 games every season. We win ugly. It's just how we roll." (Axl) :) |
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Episodio 5x14 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-27 19:42:25"'Hands Across Orson High' was a ginormous success, if success is measured by the inspiration it gave me to work harder." (Sue)- Nice suit, little dude. What's the label? - I don't know. "Shah-nee-a Twan". - Shania Twain? - "The 'Man, I feel like a woman' collection." Oh, no. :) |
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Episodio 5x15 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-28 08:38:45Sue encarando a cliente :)"Sue, stage slap!!!!" :) |
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Episodio 5x16 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-28 19:00:38"What Would Jesus Tweet?"Cassidy: What are you doing? Axl: Nothing. Me and Sean are just playing around on my bed. That didn't sound right. Never mind. :) |
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Episodio 5x17 - Nota 8 2014-05-29 08:20:29Sue ❤ Darrin:') |
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Episodio 5x18 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-29 19:35:28"I finally get art. Art (heart) hurts.":) |
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Episodio 5x19 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-30 08:26:34Sue: Wen he kissed me, I heard bells.(sinos tocando) Brick: If that's the case, then we're all in love with Darrin. "Sue Bear" ❤ 〷◠‿◠〷 :) |
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Episodio 5x20 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-30 19:40:56"I got the Optimist's Scholarship! It's for $100! I can't believe they picked me. Aah! The world is such a special place. I can hardly wait for the next moment!" (Sue):) |
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Episodio 5x21 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-30 20:09:53"Nice cyber-parenting, mom!" (Axl)Mike: Look, Sue, um I'm just flying by the seat of my pants here, okay? I didn't have any sisters or anything, and, uh I guess whenever I thought of being a dad, I didn't think of being a dad to a girl, so I guess I'm saying I'm gonna make mistakes, but I'm not gonna apologize for protecting my daughter, okay? I'm-- I'm just not. Sue: Aw. You know, dad, I'm okay. Mike: I know you are. It's me I'm kind of worried about. :) |
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Episodio 5x22 - Nota 7.5 2014-05-31 18:21:33Brad: Sue, I will stand here until they drag my skeleton body away if that's what it takes to win my best friend in the whole world this car! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Bee! Bee! Bee!Sue: I'm gonna win this thing, Darrin. Darrin: Yeah, but what if you don't? Sue: I don't know the word "don't". Darrin: Oh. It means "do not". They just put that little thingy in place of the "o". It's not short for "donut". I learned that the hard way. :) |
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Episodio 5x23 - Nota 7.5 2014-06-01 05:48:37Axl: I'm kind of wondering what it's like to try something and fail, which is why I'm coming to you, the biggest failure I know.Sue: Awwwww. :) "Sir Axl, Duke of Awesomeness" "Orlando! Orlando! Orlando! Orlando!" :) |
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Episodio 5x24 - Nota 7.5 2014-06-08 09:18:07"That night, we stayed 'till the park closed. And if you had seen us, you would swear we were one of those perfect families, which leads me to believe they probably don't exist. You just can't be perfect with your family. You give them your best, but you also give them your worst. And if you can survive a family vacation, you're doing okay."Álbum de fotos ❤ :) |
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Episodio 6x1 - Nota 7.5 2014-09-25 15:05:19"It's the natural order of things. Adults are supposed to slow down. We were put here on earth to replace them. You replace dad, Sue replaces mom, and since I was a mistake, I don't replace anybody. I'm free to live my life as I choose." (Brick)ஐ ♥ Year of Sue ♥ ஐ :) |
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Episodio 6x2 - Nota 7.5 2014-10-03 14:39:03♪ ♫ The loneliest locker, enough is enoughIf we say "hi" to each other, high school won't be so tough And don't ignore somebody Just because they are new 'Cause that new somebody Could someday be you The loneliest locker is forever open Never to close, we sure are hoping 'Cause we've got the combination for love ♪ ♫ >Energy, energy, energy. Focus.< :) |
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Episodio 6x3 - Nota 7.5 2014-10-10 15:04:56"You were being responsible behind my back? Who are you, man?" (Axl)Frankie: Axl, what kind of a job do you think you're gonna get as a Buddhist-studies major? Axl: Enh.. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Mike: You can't cross what you're living under. Frankie: It's "Axl and the Ax-Men"! We're doing a talk show to help Brick. Why don't you guys have a seat? Axl: Hmmm, 'cause we're not lame! Darrin: I think we should do it. Could be good exposure for the band. Frankie: When do you want us to get you? Brick: Well, the dance goes until 11:00, but I might want to hang out with the friends I meet after, so let's say... 11:01. :) |
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Episodio 6x4 - Nota 7.5 2014-12-21 09:17:05"Why is there even a gas bill? Hmm? You don't put gas in a house. It's not a car!" (Axl)"Your choice of font says more about you than the words it's written in. If you're feeling bold, always italicize. And don't be afraid to let your freak font fly." (Brick) Mike: Well, someday we'll learn. Frankie: How to be happy? Mike: No. To stop trying. >I think John Green says it best... ** You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world. ** But you do have some say in who hurts you. ** I like my choices. ** If we keep our hearts open, love will find a way in.< :) |
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Episodio 6x5 - Nota 7.5 2014-12-21 09:58:21Axl: I have a huge History paper due tomorrow.Mike: So you're watching "Pearl Harbor"? Axl: If given the choice to learn about stuff through Ben Affleck or not, I always choose Ben Affleck. "Ugh! I don't like the library. It's quiet, it's boring, and I don't know where it is!" (Axl) :) |
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Episodio 6x6 - Nota 7.5 2014-12-21 10:23:47Brick: I broke dad's lawn mower.Axl: Easy. Just blame the Glossners. Brick: If only. One of the things I jammed in there was a bookmark. Axl: Aw, Brick, seriously? That's like the penguin leaving his umbrella. Sue: The "Wrestlerettes" doesn't count for a P.E. credit because I "made it up". Frankie: Well, you did kind of make it up... Sue: Yeah, but everything was made up at some point! "Hey, dad, where's the picture of me? You got mom, other mom, Axl, Brick, Axl and Brick, Limestone, the dead quarry cat and a ticket stub? I'm below a stub?!" (Sue) :) |
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Episodio 6x7 - Nota 7.5 2014-12-21 12:09:06Mike: What kind of parents just dump their 12-year-old on Thanksgiving and take off?Frankie: You're just mad you didn't think of it first. "Just act normal. But a little bit better. Well, better than you were at being better before, but not so much better that it's weird. The important thing is to not overthink it." (Sue) :) |
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Episodio 6x8 - Nota 7.5 2014-12-21 12:35:11"God, now I've really hit rock bottom. I'm getting dating advice from my mom!" (Axl)"Whenever I have a big job ahead of me, I just imagine the montage of what I would have done to finish it and work backwards. Like, first, we'd flick paint on each other and laugh. Then you'd hand me a hammer to use on the project, but then we reveal that I'm using it to crack walnuts. Then we'd get mad at each other. I'd blow my hair out of my eyes in frustration. And at some point, we're in front of a mirror, trying on different hats. Finally, we slump to the ground, back-to-back, exhausted after a job well done." (Brad) "Okay, I finished my list of pros and cons. I have 75 pros and 86 super-pros. I don't have any cons, 'cause it just seems so negative." (Sue) Mike: Did you ever wish I was, you know, different? Sue: What dad? No! You're amazing. My whole life, you made sure my bike tires were pumped up. You let me ride on your shoulders when I cleaned out the gutter. Whenever mom yells, "I just can't do it anymore", you make my lunch for a few days. And best of all, when you find a pretty rock at the quarry, you always bring it home for me. I mean, come on. Nobody else's dad does that. You're the greatest dad in the whole world. Hello? That's why I got you the mug "World's Greatest Dad"! Mugs don't lie. I don't want some bouncy pancake dad. If I did, it wouldn't be you. :) |
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Episodio 6x9 - Nota 7.5 2014-12-21 13:05:11Sue: Axl, is this your fault? What did you do? Did you call mom "old" or "gross"?Axl: Obviously! I've been home for two days! Mike: Christmas letters are just for the good things that happened in the last year. Brick: Oh. Well, that's gonna be a lot harder... and shorter. "Frickin' Christmas! It's so awesome! It really is the best holiday. Every time you think you're out, it just sucks you back in." (Frankie) :) |
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Episodio 6x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-01-08 16:41:29Axl: Why are we not happening? Maybe you do think I'm hideous.Devin: Yeah, I do. You disgust me. I can't stand blue eyes, especially when they have that stupid gold fleck in the corner. Your thick curly hair makes me wanna heave, and I hate your smile. You smile like you're embarrassed, you look down like you're shy, and it makes me wanna kiss you, and I don't really want to want to kiss anybody right now, okay? You can get that, can't you? Jeez! Pam: Is that okay, Mike? Can I borrow your wife for a bit? Mike: I'll do you one better. You can keep her. :) |
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Episodio 6x11 - Nota 7.5 2015-01-17 12:37:29Sue: Oh, my God, dad. This would be so perfect. You'll get to see another side of me. I'll get to see another side of you.Mike: There is no other side of me... Frankie: You know how Oprah's motto is "live your best life"? Well, here's my motto now: "Don't try!". Mike: I thought that was always your motto... "Dear Dad/Mr. H, I'm so, so very, very sorry. You gave me the greatest opportunity in the world when you hired me to work with you and clean trailer toilets and do so many other cool things. You put your trust in me, and I just hope that one day I might be able to win it back because it's so important to me that you can trust me, and I'll do whatever I can do." (Sue) "You take the wins where you can get them." (Frankie) :) |
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Episodio 6x12 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-02 10:28:44Axl: I killed Aunt Edie.Brick: I knew it! No one just drops dead at 96. Frankie: So what do you and Travis talk about? Brick: Nothing. I figured out all I have to do is repeat what the other person says and then add the word "cool". All these years I've been repeating myself when I should've been repeating other people. "I decided there's two types of people in the world: people who are meant to live their life to the fullest and people who are meant to read about those people. I'm the latter." (Brick) > I'll spend the rest of my life shooting at the cars< :) |
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Episodio 6x13 - Nota 8 2015-03-02 16:05:12Frankie: Well, apparently, the dog would rather live over at the Donahues' than here.Mike: Get in line, Doris. Brick: I can't be spontaneous unless I plan for it. Mike: It's not a big deal. You just stand there, close your eyes, and lean in. Brick: But if my eyes are closed, how will I know where the target is? Mike: Well, you know where lips are, don't you? You've been looking at faces your whole life. Brick: ... Frankie: He really hasn't... "Hi, Brick. It's 2:00. I was here at 1:47, but you said 2:00, so I read your mail. They're gonna shut off your water." (Cindy) :) |
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Episodio 6x14 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-02 16:25:53"I love you, Darrin. I really do. And you might be the person that I'm supposed to be with forever, but I don't want my forever to start right now." (Sue):) |
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Episodio 6x15 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-02 18:35:46Brick: Welcome to my 13th birthday party slash lecture slash q&a slash...Axl: ...my wrists? :) |
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Episodio 6x16 - Nota 7.5 2015-03-06 13:20:43Mike: Second question, "When you see a pedestrian using a white and red-tipped cane, they are usually...?Tag: A gay. Mike: ... Tag: What? What do they want to be called these days? Mike: It's a blind person! Tag: Blind and gay? It's gotta be tough. Frankie: When I said I should be arrested for what I was thinking about Finn, I was just joking! Axl: Ew! Ew! Ew! Stop talking! Okay, first of all, gross. Second of all, barf. Third of all, I wanna rip my ears off and throw them back in the past before I ever heard you say that! :) |
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Episodio 6x17 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-04 15:28:20Frankie: You moved all of this by yourself?Brick: Hate makes you strong. Sue: You joined the army? Brad: Oh, no. Although I always thought I'd look pretty cute in the costumes. Sue: Dad, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, I thought your voice was really pretty. Brick: Especially when you hit that high note. You know, in my whole life, I don't think I've ever seen your back teeth. ♪ ♫ More than a feeling When I hear that old song they used to play I begin dreaming, (more than a feeling) Till I see Marianne walk away I see my Marianne walkin' awaaaaaaayyyyy! ♪ ♫ :) |
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Episodio 6x18 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-05 10:31:04Mike: Yes! They are giving us financial-aid! We're poor!Frankie: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! We did it! I told you we were poor enough! I never stopped believing! Mike: You know, if we'd have worked a little bit harder, none of this would be possible! "Looks like somebody had an appointment at the angry salon for a 'mad-icure'." (Dr. Fulton) :) |
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Episodio 6x19 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-18 09:38:38"I let things go! "Let it Go" from "Frozen" is my favorite song, and how could it be my favorite song if I didn't let things go? That wouldn't make any sense." (Sue)"The world is an open sewer, and the only ones that are gonna fish you out are your family." (Frankie) :) |
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Episodio 6x20 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-18 15:24:45"You know how I like to tell you the story of your birth. Well, right about this time, I was pushing you out of my body. Yeah, I just thought I had to poop, but it was you." (Frankie)"I am officially peanut butter and jealous!" (Brad) :) |
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Episodio 6x21 - Nota 7.5 2015-04-25 14:26:46Sue: Axl, the worst thing that could ever happen to me has happened to me. I got detention!Axl: Hm. What did you do? Over-decorate your locker? :) |
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Episodio 6x22 - Nota 7.5 2015-05-10 08:20:23Brick: Taste this.Frankie: Oh, Brick, I am not going to eat something when I don't even know what it is. Brick: You make us do it all the time! >Year of Sue ❤< :) |
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Episodio 6x23 - Nota 7.5 2015-05-15 12:52:55Brick: This turquoise looks pretty. It'll match her eyes.Sue: Mom doesn't have blue eyes. Axl: Yeah, but she does have that blue vein in her neck when she gets mad. Sue: Perfect! :) |
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Episodio 6x24 - Nota 7.5 2015-05-15 12:57:46"Sue, you have been my sunshine ever since you were born. You were the baby that would not stop smiling. I had to ask the nurses if there was something wrong with you, but they did tests, and you were just happy!" (Frankie)"What is a legacy? It's the thousand moments every day where you touch people even when you didn't know you were." (Frankie) ♪ ♫ You gotta make your own kind of music Sing your own special song Make your own kind music Even if nobody else sings along ♪ ♫ :) |
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Episodio 7x1 - Nota 8 2015-10-01 15:12:15"You are gonna 'Sue up' the world! How lucky is the world, hmm? And how lucky am I that I get a front-row seat for all of it?" (Frankie):) |
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Episodio 7x2 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-03 15:09:50Kid: Okay, I will leave you alone, bookmark. But I'll remember where we left off.Brick: Oh, good one! Kid: ... Brick: Oh, you didn't get that? Anyway, kudos! It was clever. Kid: My name is not Kudos, idiot. Brick: Oh, for the love of God, visit your local library! :) |
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Episodio 7x3 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-09 15:14:47Brick: Things are weird here ever since you left. I think you guys are the filth that holds this family together.Sue: Aww. :) |
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Episodio 7x4 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-17 15:08:25Brad: Listen, Sue, there's something I want to tell you. I...Sue: Brad... I know. ❤ ❤ :) |
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Episodio 7x5 - Nota 7.5 2015-10-25 11:50:20Logan: Maybe we should split up.Sue: Yeah, of course... You're a shirtless God, and I am a lowly potato girl... Logan: No! I meant split up and look for your brother. Sue: Ohhh, got it! That's what I meant, too... ♪ ♫ Oh, Jesus never got to have no midlife crisis No sports car, hair plugs, young blonde wiveses Never traded his robes for tight jeans one day He never quit his job to go write a screenplay Oh, Jesus never got to have no midlife crisis No tattoos, veneers, Botox around the eyeses He never showed up with his hair and beard dyed Never got the chance 'cause at only 33 He was crucified Oh, Jesus never got to have no midlife crisis ♪ ♫ :) |
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Episodio 7x6 - Nota 7.5 2015-11-22 13:05:01Mike: I'm here trying not to find out the scores of 3 football games. Imagine you had 3 books you didn't know the endings to, and you're out in a place where a lot of people know the endings.Brick: I don't understand. If I had 3 books, why would I go out? :) |
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Episodio 7x7 - Nota 7 2015-11-22 13:35:05"In high school, I was great at everything! Not Math and English, but the important stuff." (Axl):) |
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Episodio 7x8 - Nota 7.5 2015-11-22 13:55:45Brad: Oh, my God, Sue. You're like a really adorable '90s movie.Sue: I know, right? Brad: You go, Meg Ryan! :) |
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Episodio 7x9 - Nota 7.5 2015-12-23 13:13:53"Uhh, a safe! They think we have stuff!" (Frankie):) |
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Episodio 7x10 - Nota 7.5 2015-12-23 13:12:40Mike: You only need six pictures in life: born, first day of school, first car, married, first kid, funeral.Sue: What about second kid? Brick: Or third? Frankie: Babies look like babies! "What are pictures, anyway? Little moments of time you freeze so you can save them forever. But sometimes, the memories that really stick with you are the ones you'd rather forget." (Frankie) :) |
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Episodio 7x11 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-06 17:23:13"Maybe we're not supposed to just sit around waiting for someone to love us enough to make us real. Maybe it's our job to love someone else for them to become real." (Sue):) |
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Episodio 7x12 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-06 17:22:10Teacher: Why do you think people create conflict?Sue: Because they haven't found their best selves yet! Teacher: And why do you think there's pain and suffering? Sue: So we can appreciate joy at its highest level! :) |
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Episodio 7x13 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-06 17:20:18Mike: Cake? How?Nancy: You had a ton of frosting, so I just frosted a phone book. Nobody eat it! :) |
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Episodio 7x14 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-23 16:55:34"Never have rich friends. Never friend up. Always friend down. If you friend up, eventually, you got to come back to your crappy life, and it just feels crappier. If you friend down, when you come home to this, it doesn't feel so bad." (Mike)"Sometimes the key to friendship is not having a lot of other options. So you've got to be grateful for what you have, because aren't we all just random pieces lost in the carpet of life, looking for where we fit?" (Frankie) :) |
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Episodio 7x15 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-26 16:56:44Logan: I'm thinking about changing my major.Sue: Well, I don't think that's gonna affect our relationship. Unless if it's psychology, because if we have two psychologists in the family, that could really mess up our kids. Not that we're having kids yet. It's not like I've already named one of them Emmaline... :) |
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Episodio 7x16 - Nota 7.5 2016-02-26 16:53:23Brick: When did you know that you were a man?Mike: When I was 16 and my mom died. Makes you grow up fast. Brick: Is there another way? 'Cause I'd really rather not have to kill off Mom... :) |
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Episodio 7x17 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-20 16:17:00Axl: You're nice.Sue: I am? Axl: Mm-hmm. You're a good person 'cause I say mean things all the time and you just smile. Sometimes I need a fork, and you get it for me. And that's why you're gonna succeed in life, 'cause you get people forks. When you say you need a fork, I just say, 'Why? You can eat out of your dog bowl'. Who does that? I'm a jerk. You're nice, and I love you. Sue: Really? Axl: True dat, sista. I really do. :) |
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Episodio 7x18 - Nota 7.5 2016-03-28 15:08:34"Mike and I decided a long time ago that we weren't gonna micromanage our kids. It might look like we're being lazy, but it's a choice. I don't see the need to go to every school event, or make my kids' lunches, or remember their birthdays. In our house, if you want something, you speak up. You don't just get dinner..." (Frankie):) |
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Episodio 7x19 - Nota 7.5 2016-04-16 12:23:03Axl: The good news is no matter how bad things seem, everything in life ends up working out.Brick: So you think Cindy will stay? Axl: I was talking about MY life. The good news for you is the Japanese are very close to perfecting the robot girlfriend. Once they make a cheaper version, you could buy a tall one, name it Cindy. :) |
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Episodio 7x20 - Nota 7.5 2016-04-16 12:37:40"You know when I was happiest? When they were small, and I'd be driving. Didn't matter where. It was just me at the wheel and you next to me and those three idiots in the back. And I knew everything was okay, 'cause I was driving. And I had it. I had everybody." (Mike)❤ :) |
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Episodio 7x21 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-17 12:02:07Mike: You remember how loud our kids were?Frankie: What? They weren't loud. They were inside playing video games all day. We were good parents. :) |
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Episodio 7x22 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-18 13:11:10Frankie: Instead of spending one day doing nice things for me, how about you spread out the niceness throughout the year?Axl: Oh, my God, I knew it was a trap! This is way worse than Mother's Day! Now we're supposed to be nice to you all the time?! :) |
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Episodio 7x23 - Nota 7.5 2016-05-19 15:09:41Brick: Cindy completely distracted me by showing some skin.Axl: What did she do? Show some leg? Brick: Nope. Ears. They're beautiful. Those things have never seen the sun. I couldn't think of congruent triangles... only those damn porcelain ears. Axl: You're an ear man. That's, uh... really weird. "It doesn't matter how many apps they come up with. They're never gonna come up with one that makes you stop worrying, because that's the price you pay for loving people." (Frankie) :) |
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Episodio 7x24 - Nota 8 2016-05-20 15:17:14Teacher: I understand you're upset, every parent cares about their kid.Frankie: Oh, that's where you're wrong! I don't! I forget to pack their lunches! I put stars on calendars and can't remember what they're for! I'm not a helicopter parent! I'm a self-driving couch that just watches TV! So I think that when a parent who has a history of sucking as much as I do takes the time to show up, you better stand up and take notice! I am cramming 10 years of not caring into this one fight! Ah, as memórias... ❤ ❤ :') |
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Episodio 9x16 - Nota 7.5 2018-05-13 15:10:55"What is Skype?" Hahahaha |
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