Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2018-09-02 23:21:30Não dá pra resistir, tudo com o Jim Carrey eu vou querer assistir < 3 achei o plot bem interessante''-She did not leave you because Phill died. She left you because you're a pussy. -Please don't use a bad word when you can use a good word. -Fine. You're a vagina.'' Pqp huahahauhauhua A explicação do porquê a menina não comia a cenoura hauhuahau eu mesma estava comendo enquanto assistia e deixei meu garfo cair kkkkkk |
Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8 2018-09-11 16:31:07''The hard part isn't getting out. It's getting back in.''O começo com aqueles caras descobrindo que o carro era dele e devolvendo hauhahauhau |
Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8 2018-09-24 16:12:02''-They're doing a scene from Grey's Anatomy in the break room right now.-What happens on Grey's Anatomy? -Everyone fucks each other shapeless. -I don't think I like that show...'' Mano, cada vez que aquela menininha dava um grito, era um ataque cardíaco que eu tinha |
Episodio 1x4 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-01 21:48:31''Hate doesn't punish who you think it does.''Aaaaa que final foi esse? |
Episodio 1x5 - Nota 8 2018-10-08 23:00:25Gente, e esse final?? Aaaaa |
Episodio 1x6 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-18 22:43:19A cena dos fantoches < 3''-I guess it's pretty confusing though, seeing the me on TV and the me on the ice... And then the me right here in front of you. -No, you're Mr. Pickles, and that's a woman in a Mr. Pickles costume. You're Santa for real, and that's like Santa at the mall.'' |
Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8.5 2018-10-23 22:55:28Todo mundo gritando ''FUCK YOU!'' hauhauhhuahuaManoooo, esse final! Jim Carrey é um atorzão mesmo < 3 |
Episodio 1x8 - Nota 9 2018-10-30 23:02:16''-What do you think makes people snap like that?-Everyone has a breaking point.'' A cena do moço morrendo sorrindo com o contraste do rosto do Jeff no vidro chorando wow |
Episodio 1x9 - Nota 9 2018-11-07 14:24:49''You're gay, gay, gay, gay, gay! And my pussy needs attention!''GENTE, E ESSE FINAL??? AAAAAA |
Episodio 1x10 - Nota 9 2018-11-13 21:29:40Gente, e esse final??''Your parents don't deserve you. If they did, you wouldn't be able to walk from Los Angeles to Beijing on a bridge of floating plastic. What's left to drink when the water has too much lead in it? The orange juice has too much sugar. They put so many hormones in the milk, girls are spending their eighth birthday with Aunt Flo. They want me to put Soap Scum on a tampon box. They want Ennui hawking antidepressants. You are the product of narcissism. Your parents look at you and see their own death. They either expect more of you than you can give them or, worse, nothing at all. Statistically, they hate each other. They use you to fix their flaws. They want you to read the books they won't. You are the caviar of a trout. Your parents will always love you enough to pretend they love you. That's why they buy you dolls, so you can practice pretending too. Your parents are failing you.Mine did, and yours do. Every day. I know this because they leave you with me. Don't believe me? Next time you're watching my show, call out for your mom or your dad. Do they respond? No. Of course not. They're avoiding you. Your mom is chasing down a handful of Klonopin with a Diet Dr Pepper. And Dad is out there drinking from the bottles that empty him. I like you, the friends who visit me on television. But I'm not your father. And I shouldn't be. I killed my son. I didn't listen to him. So he didn't listen to me. Turns out, I was a pretty good talker but a terrible listener. Why didn't I listen? Because I can be selfish too. If I had really listened to him, I would have heard my own flaws, my own anger. For me to address his flaws, I would have had to admit to my own. If I had listened to him, maybe he would have listened to me. Maybe he would have done his homework. Maybe he would have put on a seat belt. Now it's almost Christmas. Again. And in that spirit, I want you to go to where your parents hide things. Sometimes it's a special drawer or the linen closet. All children know where this is. It's where your parents hide your presents. I want you to open them early. It's all right. I say it's okay. I don't wanna fail you anymore. Did you get a talking Mr. Pickles? Go ahead. Pull the string. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening.'' F O D A |
Episodio 2x1 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-10 22:16:04''-When was the last time you had a drink?-June 21, 2003. -That's amazing. How do you know the exact date? -It was the day I was married.'' |
Episodio 2x2 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-10 22:18:59''I'm going to fuck your wife with your liver.''Eu adorei o musical?? aaaa |
Episodio 2x3 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-17 22:05:01''I want 8 inches of me in every child's bed.''PUTA MERDA, MANO HAUAAHUHAUAHHAUAHA R.I.P cabelinho, you will be missed |
Episodio 2x4 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-17 22:07:35Deus do céu, esse ex é muito filho da puta aaaaa''-Did you lose your virginity to Julie Andrews? Mary Poppins? How old were you? -I was 16, going on 17. -You're kidding. -I was 28. She was 59, but vivacious.'' |
Episodio 2x5 - Nota 9 2020-02-27 22:15:18Caralho, que episódio maravilhoso. Toda temporada eles deveriam nos dar um ep inteiro de Mr Pickles' Puppet Time''I'm not crying, I'm watering myself.'' Eu mesma no final do ep hahahha amei o jeito que abordaram o assunto do divórcio |
Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8.5 2020-02-27 22:24:28''You killed the magic.''Deus do céu, o que foi essa confusão toda no barco? aaa |
Episodio 2x7 - Nota 9 2020-03-02 22:32:47A cena do banheiro, mano hauhauhauhaua''-Jeff lost his entire pickle family. He's due some time on his own. -Maybe he finally... -That is insanely inappropriate. Go play with your axe. -It's sleeping.'' |
Episodio 2x8 - Nota 8.5 2020-03-02 22:46:12''Do you ever stop and think if this is his hand, how huge are his balls?''O final aaaa |
Episodio 2x9 - Nota 9 2020-03-10 22:44:45Deus do céu, que episódio bom aaaaaaaa nem sei o que dizer |
Episodio 2x10 - Nota 10 2020-03-10 22:50:12Ca-ra-lho, que episódio perfeito. Atuações impecáveis, e nem preciso falar sobre a história. A transição do 'I do.' e toda a sequência final foi uma das coisas mais brilhantes que já vi em uma série. Realmente genial, espero muito que renovem, pois meu coração se aquece todo em ver o Jim Carrey numa série perfeitinha dessas, mas se for cancelada, fico feliz pois o ep funciona muito bem como series finale |