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One Day at a Time (2017) By RobertaCR
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Episodio 1x1 - Nota 8 2017-04-22 17:50:01''You want me to be this strong, independent woman like you, and then, when I tell you I don't want to be a part of something that I think is a misogynist cultural ritual, you tell me to shut up, do it anyway. So which is it, mom?''QUE VONTADE DE TATUAR ISSO NA TESTA |
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Episodio 1x2 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-22 20:13:30Aquela aula básica sobre o machismo de todo dia |
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Episodio 1x3 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-23 23:19:57''-Can we agree if there is a God, it’s gender-neutral, not a he or a she?-No! God is a man. If he were a woman, there would be less problems. Pobrecito god. He tries so hard.'' HAUHAUHAUHAUAH Me dá uma raiva dessas pessoas que acham que você é obrigado a acreditar em Deus, e conviver com alguém assim é horrível |
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Episodio 1x4 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-30 14:42:24''-Dating apps. Oh, they're great. There's guys like me out there.-Oh, I didn't know there was an app called 'Disappointment'.'' |
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Episodio 1x5 - Nota 9 2017-04-30 17:50:02''There's a walking dead on your fire escape!!''Tema mais do que importante, precisa ser mais abordado por filmes/séries |
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Episodio 1x6 - Nota 8.5 2017-04-30 22:30:38''Mom, this is not just a car anymore. It is the symbol of the oppression that the bonds of marriage have placed upon you as a woman. You can do this.''UN-BREAK MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAART SAY YOU'LL LOVE ME AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN |
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Episodio 1x7 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-07 21:11:05''Do you have advice for feeling like the weirdo in your family? For explaining that you don't want to pick a boy to be the escort to your quinces, 'cause you don't even know if you like boys.-Reach out and talk to someone. -Yeah. That'll go great. How do I even do that? Hey, Mom, I think I might like girls.'' ELENA É MUITO DO VALE SIM SENHOR < 3 |
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Episodio 1x8 - Nota 9 2017-05-11 19:02:28''-Whoa! Buffy is hot!-I know, right?'' A vida é muito curta pra gostar só de brócolis ou só couve-flor, não é mesmo? ahahah |
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Episodio 1x9 - Nota 9 2017-05-13 18:41:10''-It's like if you walked into a Jewish home wearing a Hitler shirt.-Or into Taylor Swift's home wearing a Kanye shirt. -Oh, my God! You guys. I am so sorry! I had no idea!'' |
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Episodio 1x10 - Nota 9.5 2017-05-13 23:30:39''When I think about love... I see myself... someday... loving a woman.'' < 3 |
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Episodio 1x11 - Nota 9.5 2017-05-14 22:47:17''I'm sorry, but I have a problem with Elena being gay. It goes against God. Although, God did make us in his image and God doesn't make mistakes. And when it comes to the gays, the pope did say, 'Who am I to judge?' and the pope represents God. So what, am I going to go against the pope and God? Who the hell do I think I am?''Gente, que episódio mais real, Netflix tá acertando demais nessa série |
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Episodio 1x12 - Nota 8.5 2017-05-14 22:48:21''-Who thinks it's a good idea to greet my latino veteran dad with: Hey, I like girls.-You'll finally have something in common.'' PQP HHUAHUAHUAHUA |
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Episodio 1x13 - Nota 10 2017-05-15 23:54:31''Immigrants, we get the job done!''Até levantei e comecei a cantar Yorktown HAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAU MEU SENHOR, A ELENA DE PALETÓ!! EU SEI QUE VOCÊ NÃO QUER CASAR, MOÇA, ENTÃO SÓ ME NAMORA, PLEASE!! Esse final foi simplesmente maravilhoso < 3 |
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Episodio 2x1 - Nota 9.5 2018-01-26 23:35:40''-You're saying I'm going to go through my whole life without being oppressed at all?-Okay, you know that wouldn't be a bad thing, right? -I guess. -Hey, you're still gay! -Yes, and a woman! I'M RIGHT BACK IN!'' HAUHAUAUHAUHAUAHAU aaaaaaaaaaaaaa que saudades da minha família < 3 |
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Episodio 2x2 - Nota 9 2018-01-27 17:33:10''-What's your preferred study method?-Coffee and tears.'' ISSO QUE EU CHAMO DE REPRESENTATIVIDADE HAUHUAHAUUAHUA ''That's right. You know, you don't have to be a superwoman. That can only be one such woman in the family and that's me!'' |
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Episodio 2x3 - Nota 9.5 2018-01-27 20:45:02''-No! Gay! Me gay!-Oh! Me gay too!'' CARALHO, EU SOU MUITO A ELENA HUAHUAHAUHAHAHU E toda a família aceitando e ajudando ela? Nossa, que sonho de princesa ''-Abuelita! Cant a girl have a moment of privacy? -I live behind a curtain! When are you going to understand this?!'' |
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Episodio 2x4 - Nota 9 2018-01-27 23:49:56''-They're deporting cubans now, too.-What?! That doesn’t make sense! They should be importing us!'' Só da Elena falar da possibilidade da Lydia ser deportada, meu coração até gelou. Mas infelizmente a série só está mostrando esse conflito que muitos vivem quando vão morar em outro país, especialmente agora nos EUA |
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Episodio 2x5 - Nota 9.5 2018-01-28 16:25:01''Shaggy and Scooby always ran away, but they solved the damn crime!''''My granddaughter is dating a box.'' A MINHA MENINA ESTÁ NAMORANDO AAAAAAAAAAAAA QUE BEIJÃO LINDOOO < 3 ''-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm just super hungry...for food!'' |
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Episodio 2x6 - Nota 8.5 2018-01-28 21:43:42''The American flag has 50 stars, the Cuban flag has one: me!''''Check it out! I'm a butch!'' I LOVE MY LESBIAN DAUGHTER < 3 |
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Episodio 2x7 - Nota 9 2018-01-28 22:28:53''My name is Bond. James Lydia Margarita Del Carmem Inclan Maribona Leytevidal de Riera Bond.''Chegou o embuste que ninguém queria rever |
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Episodio 2x8 - Nota 10 2018-01-29 23:01:45''-I just got out of the army. I'm strong.-Well, I escaped Cuba, so I'm stronger!'' ''You know, I've thought a lot about what happened and I'll spare you the details about anger, and the crying, and the weight loss, and the empty space on my wall where your picture used to be. Cause I've decided that there's no point in focusing on the negatives. I'd rather think about the good things that came from this. Like, uhm, you taught me a really valuable lesson. Just because I'm gay, people will hate me without knowing anything else about me. I always knew that was part of the deal. I just... I never expected it from my own father. But now I know not to expect the best from anyone. So, thanks, I guess. Oh, and one more thing. I learned some really cool stuff about myself. Like I'm tough. I'm really tough. And when I do stumble, I have the most amazing mom who is always right there to pick me up. So whatever, dude. I'm moving on with my life. I'm gonna be fine. I'm just really bummed out for you. You're gonna miss a lot of stuff. And that sucks. Cause I'm pretty great.'' QUE ORGULHO DA MINHA MENINA < 3 Cês não tem noção de como eu chorei nessa cena |
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Episodio 2x9 - Nota 10 2018-01-31 20:03:14Nunca vi uma série representando saúde mental, racismo, homofobia, imigração, etc, de um jeito tão honesto igual a essa < 3''I can't sleep. It literally feels like the weight of my life is sitting on my chest. And then I see those kids. Those beautiful kids and I'm so tired. Maybe too tired to be what they need. I want so badly for them to grow up and live full, happy lives. But I can't teach them how to do that becauseI don't know hot to do that myself. I'm failing them. I'm failing them. They deserve so much better than me. It's like when people tell me: be happy, you have a great life! It makes me feel like garbage because I know. But what's wrong with me that I can't appreciate that? That I can't feel it? And what is the point of living if you can't feel anything?'' |
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Episodio 2x10 - Nota 8.5 2018-02-04 00:33:05''Not every gay, teenager Cuban girl figurine is you!''HAUHAUHAUHAUHAAU |
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Episodio 2x11 - Nota 9 2018-02-04 19:39:18''Harriet Tubman, Mass Effect Frida Kahlo, full respect,Queer theory, gender theory notorious RBG, Women’s march, science march, labor march, Tax march, equal rights, bathroom rights, Diversity on TV, Slam poets, Supergirl, you’re the cutest in the world, Bell hooks, Pokémon, cookie om-nom-nom-nom-nom! L Word, Will and Grace, RuPauls Drag Race, Shantay, you stay, what else do I have to say? You set my heart on fire, On that day when I didn’t know if you were gay, You set my heart on fire, So please say yes, you don’t even have to wear a dress.'' MEU DEUS, EU NÃO AGUENTO ESSAS DUAS JUNTAS AAAAAAAA < 3 |
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Episodio 2x12 - Nota 9.5 2018-02-04 22:02:05''I don't look american? I should've brought a gun!''QUAL É A NECESSIDADE DESSES ROTEIRISTAS DE FICAREM SEPARANDO OS CASAIS PORQUE A MULHER NÃO QUER FILHOS?? AAAAAAAAAA (Totalmente compreensível btw, mas meu Deus, vamos arrumar outras desculpas) DON'T YOU DARE HURTING MY ABUELITAAAAA |
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Episodio 2x13 - Nota 10 2018-02-06 23:42:33Toda vez que alguém ficava sozinho no quarto, eu pensava ''não, não vou chorar.'', e olha, realmente não chorei. Mas foi só chegar a vez da Penelope que eu desabei tudo que estava segurando. Que seriezona da porra, já estou morrendo de saudades < 3''-So, mi amor, is it time? -Not yet, mi vida.'' O BERRO QUE EU DEI AAAAAAAAA FIZ ATÉ UMA FESTA COM A MINHA CACHORRA HUAHAUAUA Nossa, quando o Berto apareceu, jurei que iam tirar minha Abuelita da série, quase tive um treco |
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Episodio 3x1 - Nota 9.5 2019-06-07 22:22:47''-You should go out there right now and come out to the entire family. Make them accept it.-Elena. Mira, these viejitas, they're not gonna change. And, honestly, I don't care. I know that they love me. Look, I know how being gay goes, right? When you first start to figure it out, it's like, 'Oh, no, I might be gay.' And then it's like, 'Oh, I'm gay.' And then it's like, gay, gay, gay! Rainbow underwear! But eventually, you realize you're just a person, and it's really empowering not to have to be defined by who you want to make out with. -Oh, wow. I might be the lesbian Jesus but you're a lesbian God. -Yes, I have been called that before.'' Melissa Fumero e Stephanie Beatriz rainhassssss < 3 |
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Episodio 3x2 - Nota 10 2019-06-07 22:25:02''Women always blame themselves, and then the man never has to take responsibility. During rape prevention week at school, all the signs are aimed at women. 'Girl's, don't dress provocatively. Girl's, don't walk alone.' How about, 'Hey, guys, don't rape!'?''EU AMO TANTO ESSA SÉRIE E VOU PROTEGE-LÁ COM TODAS AS MINHAS FORÇAS < 3 |
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Episodio 3x3 - Nota 8.5 2019-06-07 22:26:58''You should have let me die.''A CORTINA MOTORIZADA PQP HAUHAUHAUAH |
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Episodio 3x4 - Nota 9 2019-06-08 22:36:20''Elena, that is how you come out of the closet.''HAUHUAHUAHAUHA Mano, de onde tiraram esse irmão que eu não lembro nem dele ser mencionado aaaa scrr ''Everything everyone says makes me mad.'' #mood |
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Episodio 3x5 - Nota 9 2019-06-08 22:40:34''You make everything gay!''Amo demais o grupo de apoio, as mulheres estavam hilárias nesse ep |
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Episodio 3x6 - Nota 9 2019-06-09 22:57:05''-We're not poor, we're middle class!-Yeah, that's good. Tell me other things poor people say.'' HUHAHAUHAUHAUUA O coração não-binário aaaaa < 3 amo tanto |
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Episodio 3x7 - Nota 9 2019-06-09 23:03:28''You think this is white? This has never seen the sun!''EU MESMA HAUHAUHAUHAU Elena e Syd perfeitxs demais < 3 Me incomodou muito o fato deles afirmarem que relações sexuais entre mulheres não transmitem doenças, achei que iam usar isso como um ensinamento e mostrar que tem perigo sim. Tiveram uma chance tão grande de abordar esse assunto que é pouco falado, mas infelizmente acabaram 'aceitando' essa mentira ''Jesus is coming back tomorrow? I just spoke to Him and He didn't tell me anything!'' |
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Episodio 3x8 - Nota 9.5 2019-06-09 23:09:38''-You're perfect.-What? -I want you to know that you are enough. -Is this some passive-aggressive mom way of telling me not to gain weight? -No! No. I just want you to know that I'm not judging you, and I am in awe of who you've become. And if, for one second, I ever made you feel like you weren't a freaking perfect piece of work, then I'm sorry.'' Morri de chorar nessa cena < /3 minha mãe é bem parecida com a Lydia na questão 'eu sou perfeita, ninguém nunca chegará perto de ser como eu', e é foda conviver com isso. Essa cena da Lupe com a Elena só representou tudo que eu queria Schneider com a moeda de 8 anos de sobriedade é a minha definição de orgulho < 3 |
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Episodio 3x9 - Nota 9.5 2019-06-10 23:38:40''-That was an anxiety attack, and I know because I get them too.-Really? -You both know what anxiety and depression are, right? Well, I have that.And I didn't want to tell you because I don't wanna freak you guys out. -Are you okay? Are you not happy? -Oh, honey, it has nothing to do with unhappiness. It's a chemical imbalance, and it runs in our family. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. Even though I'm ashamed of it. But that's something I'm trying to end with me, 'cause I'm fine now. And you're gonna be fine too.'' Schneider é um dos personagens mais preciosos da vida < 3 que homão |
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Episodio 3x10 - Nota 9 2019-06-11 22:58:21''Wa-condo forever!''HAUHUAHAHAUA Mano, nãooooo eu não estava prevendo uma possível recaída do Schneider, tomara que ele volte atrás |
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Episodio 3x11 - Nota 9 2019-06-13 00:10:49ELENA COM O BONÉ 'V.A.G.' É MINHA NOVA RELIGIÃO E SEXUALIDADE AAAAAA < 3Tenho um ranço tão grande do Victor, não consigo engolir. E agora ainda quer que eles se afastem do Schneider no momento que ele mais precisa de ajuda? Não dá manooo |
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Episodio 3x12 - Nota 9.5 2019-06-14 22:58:16Uma parte de mim morreu quando ele tirou a moeda de 8 anos do museu''Kiss the ugly Property Brother to make the handsome Property Brother jealous.'' CARALHO, EU MESMA HAUHAUHAUHAUHA Amo tanto o jeito que desenvolvem os personagens nessa série pqp < 3 sinceramente, não tenho nada além de elogios |
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Episodio 3x13 - Nota 10 2019-06-15 22:26:46''Hi, everybody. I'm Elena Alvarez. You might remember me as the girl who was abandoned by her dad in the father-daughter dance of her quinces. Hi. How you doing? Nice to see you. Papi, I know you're trying. That doesn't erase all the bad stuff that happened, and everything's not okay yet. And today, it was me making sure everybody was comfortable, and me saying nice things about you, and me showing up for you on your big day when you didn't show up for me on mine. I should not have to be doing all of the work. The bigger person shouldn't have to be the kid.''EU AMO A ELENA E VOU DEFENDÊ-LA COM TODAS AS MINHAS FORÇAS < 3 A carinha de orgulho da Lupe quando viu o nome dela na porta aaaaaaa minha bebê < 3 Nunca vou perdoar a Netflix por ter cancelado uma série tão amorzinho assim, mereciam muito mais |
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Episodio 4x1 - Nota 8.5 2020-03-26 23:00:22''It's like there's nothing good on Netflix anymore.''THE SHADE HAUHAHAUHAUHA Triste ver que tiveram que cortar a abertura e uns 10 minutos de conteúdo, mas a felicidade de ter minha família de volta é tão grande < 3 chupa, Netflix |
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Episodio 4x2 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-02 22:28:32''Has he said he loves you? No? He said it to me...''PUTA MERDA HAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAH Mano, Papito cresceu tanto aaa morro que agora ele já tá bem mais alto que a Lydia |
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Episodio 4x3 - Nota 9.5 2020-04-10 23:14:21''-All I'm saying is that I cannot be a mother in law to a dustbuster.-Well, guess what. If I did marry my vibrator, you would not be invited. -Then I could get an invite from the groom and sit on his side of the chapel with all the blenders and air fryers.'' PUTA QUE PARIU HAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHA QUE EPISÓDIO PERFEITO A diferença de altura entre a Penelope e o Max é literalmente tudo pra mim kkkkk lindos demais < 3 O Schneider no final me representou muito |
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Episodio 4x4 - Nota 9 2020-04-16 23:15:02''-I'm gonna be a tio!-I'm gonna be a tia! -I'm gonna be a tix!'' Aaaaaaaaaaaa não tô acreditando nisso < 3 quando vi o teste, eu real fiquei com medo de ser da namorada do Alex, mesmo achando que essa possibilidade era bem baixa. Quando eles negaram, caiu muito rápido a ficha que na verdade o teste era da Avery < 3 ai gente, não creio que o meu Schneider vai ser pai ''-Elena, is there anyway this positive pregnancy test is yours? -How many times do you want me to come out?! You do know you need a man for that, right? -Excuse me, I think the virgin Mary would clap back.'' MANO, ESSA CENA HAUHAUHAUHAHAUHA |
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Episodio 4x5 - Nota 8.5 2020-04-23 23:10:44Poxa, fiquei tão animada com a ideia de um quince do Papito kkkk''You put the 'mental' in environmental.'' |
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Episodio 4x6 - Nota 9 2020-04-30 23:12:00Morro que o Max de joelhos fica do tamanho da Penelope hauhauhauhaua the height difference < 3''My dearest Berto, there is nothing I would not do for you. Juntos para siempre, mi amor. You can rest now. You are home. I'll see you tonight.'' 💕💕💕 |
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Episodio 4x7 - Nota 9 2020-06-22 21:58:04Morri com o Lin e as referências à Hamilto hauhauhauha < 3Não curto a mensagem anti-Cuba, mas o discurso da Penelope foi sensacional ''Hey cuz, you still like that come mierda you voted for? Yeah? Ow, then get your head out of your ass or get that hell outta of my house!'' |
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